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Darrell

SPECIES: Dog (Dachshund)

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& OTHER ANIMALS: William Kaufman

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Neutered And Proud Of It!

I can now cruise dog parks without protection. It's the free-loving 60s again!...

Gotta be honest - I only chase the Frisbee 'cause my owner wants me to.

Jackson wants to cut off Obama's nuts. Hey Obama, as someone who's had it done, DON'T LET HIM DO IT!

Intelligentsia's Anjilanaka, Direct Trade Organic Bolivia. Best coffee I've ever smelled. Too bad I'm a dog.

Dog Playing Cards. Coolest thing I've ever seen except for that machine that shoots tennis balls.

If Obama becomes president, he'll make sure the dogs with a lot of tennis balls give them to us.

Neuticles. Yeah, Baby! Now you can get neutered and still look like a man. Dog park here I come!

Java du Mutt - coffee for dogs. Cool!

In the future, if my clone bites someone will they put me to sleep also?

Eliot Spitzer had sex with strangers. So? I do it all the time at the dog park.

He throws the stick and then tells me to go get it. Why didn't he just not throw it? Ahhhh!!! This isn't rocket science.

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