Titus McTrunkster
SPECIES: Other (elephant)
TYPING ASSISTANT
& OTHER ANIMALS: Mike Anthony
I've Written:
So I Hear You Want To Join The Circus
Don't. Trust me. Once you start, you never get out. It's like porn.
Redefining Peanuts as Tips is Bad Tax Law
Most circus animals do not have the required accounting system in place to track this sort of thing...
Weight Loss Is Contagious?
Come to think of it, all the elephants I hang out with are fat too...
Global Humidity, THAT’S the Problem
When you're big guy like I am, the problem with global warming won't be the heat, it'l be the humidity...
