Elmer Fitzquoit
SPECIES: Other (Magnificent Beetle)
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& OTHER ANIMALS: Irving Lillien
ABOUT ME: I left my egg, and here I am.
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As someone who is both black and white, I found Mr. Obama's recent "race speech" to be on the mark.
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