I Prefer Getting Hit By GM Vehicles
Being a deer, I've been hit by a lot of cars. I prefer the GMC Yukon.
So I Hear You Want To Join The Circus
Don't. Trust me. Once you start, you never get out. It's like porn.
The Quality of Bad Litter Is Not Strain’d
Humans don't seem to care about the damage and misery that bad litter causes us cats
Nature’s Miracle Is Not Really A Miracle
It's a good product but let's be honest, what it does - not really a miracle.
