I’d Like To Be Fish Of The Day

It doesn't have to be for 24 hours. Fish Of The Afternoon is fine to start.

I Have Decided to Liquidate My Estate

There's nothing sadder than a yard filled with unchewed toys.

Care for Pets, Obama?

The fact that Obama still doesn't own a pet speaks volumes to me.

Enough With The Father’s Day Gifts

How many desktop boxes with inspirational golf quotes does one squid need?

INTERVIEW: Gidget from Sex In The City

We see her humping a leg but on a deeper level she is actually challenging authority.

Letter to the Berkowitzes

I cannot take this favoritism any longer. I will be leaving.

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