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Yes, I admit it, I don’t want my kid growing up to be a sissy. I’m not one of those overprotective parrots, afraid to let his kid leave the nest and …»More
Each day millions of humans fire up the backyard barbecue to grill up steaks, burgers and racks of lamb. Yum! Has there ever been an aroma more intoxicating than red meat …»More
I read that birds will be released at the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics to fly through the stadium as symbols of peace. I can do that, I thought. Make …»More
Peck, peck, peckity, peck, hooh, ooh, hotdog! Ooh, ooh, hotdog, hotdog, piece of hotdog! I see it! I see it! Peckity-peck-peck.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, …»More
Dear Rabbits,
Easter is just around the corner and that means you guys will soon be sneaking into the coop and stealing our eggs. Don’t. Okay? Just don’t.
…»MoreThere's an alarming new food showing up on tables this holiday season: Chickens stuffed into the cavities of ducks that are then stuffed into turkeys. They’re called Turduckens and their acceptance …»More
Avian Flu has reached epidemic proportions. I think we all agree that we must do whatever we can to stop the spread of this terrible disease. Closing down public bird baths …»More
It seems so long ago, the day I made the fateful mistake of crossing that road. One casual stroll across an interstate and suddenly I’m in every joke book in America. …»More
Hey, Center For Disease Control, here’s a tip for ya - nobody likes a disease named after them.
You’d think they would’ve figured that out after all those letters they …»More
