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In the interests of science, I have chosen to eat nothing but Whiskas Temptations for 30 straight days and chronicle the effects on my body and well-being.
The rules …»More
Dear Berkowitzes,
This is difficult to write. And I’m not just talking about the actual typing. I mean emotionally. I know the rap on me is that I’m a …»More
You think your life sucks? You think you’ve got problems? Let me tell you how miserable a litter box filled with crappy litter can make life. And when I say miserable, …»More
I clawed up the speaker grills and I’ll do it again if I have to. And then I’ll keep doing it until you get it through that thick skull of yours …»More
The terrible story of Truman the Bull Terrier and his enslavement by the Michael Vick dog fighting terrorists touched my heart. Looking at Truman"s sad, wistful visage, I could …»More
I’m tired hearing about "Intelligent Design." Any time a discussion turns to the topic of where we come from, somebody always drags out, “Only God could have designed this world because …»More
All Mr. President Bush talks about on TV these days is terrorism and the "war on terror." Not a word about the war on terror against cats.
Can we walk down a …»More
I am ashamed of Seattle. They have decided to hire goats to eat their weeds. Their decision was based in part on a study that found goats to be both cheaper …»More
I’m not sure what the big concern is over glow ball warming.
Those little bouncy super-balls that glow in the dark don’t seem like much of a threat to …»More
I watch Animal Planet with my Mom. I love the shows with the big cats. Wow, to think I am related to those magnificent creatures! I also like the shows with …»More
I get to walk on my harness when the weather is nice. Just a few days ago was my first venture outside in search of new spring grass. Well, what did …»More
Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria
Dear Friend,
I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was …»More
