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I have managed to put away a large stash of balls, Frisbees and orphaned socks over the years. I have been lucky. Life’s been good to me. A few days ago, …»More
My master likes Barack Obama, but I’m not sure I do. Among the main U.S. presidential contenders, he is the least pet-friendly. I’ll tell you why: According to VisitMyPet.com, Obama’s fellow …»More
Animal Internet caught up with Gidget, the scene stealing new yorkie from the movie SEX AND THE CITY, at her home in New York City. She was kind enough to take …»More
Nature’s Miracle removes pet odors from carpets and upholstery. It’s a good product but let’s be honest, what it does - not really a miracle. I’m not saying removing urine odor …»More
After watching the presidential debates and listening to countless pundits, I believe Barack Obama is the best candidate to serve the needs of Canine Americans.
He is the candidate …»More
I used to growl at the TV whenever THE PRICE IS RIGHT came on. Who was Bob Barker to decide which body parts I no longer needed? Maybe HE no longer …»More
On this day of remembrance, the humans are remembering all of those who died in battle, who sacrificed their lives for a lofty cause. I, merely a humble animal, wish to …»More
The people I live with decided to hire a pet waste collection service, one of those companies that send someone to the house a few times a week to clean up …»More
Denver is not a bad place for a dog to live. There are lots of outdoor restaurants where we dogs can sit near an outside table. Sometimes humans even feed us …»More
Members of the House Staff,
As you have heard, Mrs. Helmsley left me a trust fund worth $12 million so you’ll excuse me if it appears I’m not listening to anything …»More
I was one of the bull terriers in Michael Vick’s dog-fighting club. I was held captive for 5 1/2 months and trained 18 hours a day, 7 days a week in …»More
I am a 4 year old, happy-go-lucky mutt of mixed persuasion and I’ve been around the block more than a few times. I believe it’s time to change our meet and …»More
I was recently the victim of two verbal attacks by people who don’t like dogs. I did nothing to deserve these attacks. I was merely minding my own business, being cute …»More
Okay. I just had my yearly physical and the vet said I’m too high strung - even for a Chihuahua. My blood pressure is like 155 over 80. What can I …»More
Mr. President,
I understand that you have announced a troop surge in Iraq. I have been a loyal Conservative pooch but over the past year but I feel that you …»More
If you read comic books you know that Krypto is Superman’s dog. He and the Man Of Steel (Superboy at the time) spent hours playing fetch - Superboy would throw a …»More
