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Yeah, I’m the guy - the first penguin to file for divorce. I know, I know, penguins stay together for life. Look, I’m sorry to screw up that perfect record but …»More
Congratulations to the WGA. As a member of the Guild of Aquatic Performers Local 223, I am thrilled our sister union was able to reach an agreement with the Hollywood studios. …»More
I’m looking forward to global warming. Sorry, Mr. Gore, but it’s cold down here near the South Pole. The thermometer heading up a few degrees will make my life a lot …»More
First off, it’s a bad picture. I’m actually a horse.
Fishing season is just around the corner. As a public service, Animal Internet has been gratuitous enough to allow …»More