It’s Trash Day!
Okay, listen up. Tomorrow is trash day and the cans will be full so here’s the plan - Felix and I will sneak around the back of the house while Gus and the rest of you guys head up the driveway from the north. Stay low and be careful when passing the kitchen door. Last thing we need is the old lady spotting us before we reach the mark.
Felix and l should be able to leap off the wall and topple over the cans but if we can’t, Gus will cut across the lawn and help. I figure we have fifteen, maybe twenty seconds before the lady comes out swinging the broom. So we have to work fast. That means only grab Styrofoam and fast food bags. And no eating during the heist! Everyone got that?
One final thing - the kid’s been sick for a few days. He might not be going to school tomorrow. So at the first sound of BB-gun fire, we abort the mission. Understood? No heroes.
Did I forget anything? If not, let’s get some sleep. Tomorrow we roll.
Comments (5)
Trash is cool!
I call dibs on any corn.
Around here, a green truck comes at dawn and steals the garbage before anyone can enjoy it. Do you have that problem in your area?
You rotten rodents are at it again!
Great, and us dogs will get blamed for knocking the trash cans over......stay in your tree squirrel boy, or else!
You should get blamed. Imagine, calling rodents “rotten”!! Rodents are our friends!