Pigeon Want Hot Dog !

Peck, peck, peckity, peck, hooh, ooh, hotdog! Ooh, ooh, hotdog, hotdog, piece of hotdog!  I see it!  I see it!  Peckity-peck-peck.

Get it, get it, get it, get it, got it!  Mmmn, hotdog, peck, flip, uh!  What?  Where is it?  Where is it?  Where is it?  I had it, I had it, where, where, where, where, ah, got it, mmmmn, hot dog!  Peck.  HUH?  Lost it!  Lost it, lost it, lostit, where…got it!  Yeah!  Got it!  Mmnnnnn, hotdog.  NOOOO!  MINE! 

You can’t have it, pigeons!  No, no, nononononono!  Go away, go away, mine, NO!  Ah!  Got it, mmmmmnn, hotdog, ack!  Lost it, lost it, lostit, where is it, where is it, whereisit?  Ooooh!  BREAD!  Aaaaah!  Bread! 

Got it, got it, mmmnn, big bread, got it, got it, mmmm, bread, NOOOOOOOOO!  SEAGULL!  BREAD!  BIG SEAGULL!  No!  Gone…gone,…gone, all gone, hoooooh!  Ooo, nonononooh, hooh, HOTDOG!  Hotdog, hotdog, ooooh, hotdog, got it!  Mmmmn, hotdog!  Peck. Uck, where is it, where is it? 

Where…AAAAAAAAAh!  Seagull.

Comments (4)

Well put.

Sorry, it’s gross.

What was that, pigeon ebonics?

Yuck! You’re eating dog

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