Use Your Words
In 25 words or less, ask a question, talk some smack or just simply howl at the moon. Do it now! Write an opinion
TOPIC: Politics
Well, if McCain becomes President, he'll make sure that only a few rich dogs have all the tennis balls!
TOPIC: Politics
If Obama becomes president, he'll make sure the dogs with a lot of tennis balls give them to us.
TOPIC: Animal Cruelty
Rapper DMX was arrested for animal cruelty. Hard to believe a guy who writes such sweet lyrics would treat us badly.
TOPIC: Presidential Race
Do you think it's not too late for one of us to enter the Presidential race as a candidate on the Animal Party ticket? We're sure a lot better than those turkeys that're running now!
TOPIC: Politics
Obama said he's been in 57 states so far. The guy is mixing up his country and his Ketchup.
TOPIC: Politics
Clinton is staying in the race. The platypus didn't quit Evolution either despite all the signs it wasn't one of the winners.
TOPIC: Politics
Putin stepped down as Russia's president and will become the new prime minister. As they say in volleyball - "Rotate."
TOPIC: Politics
6 sea lions were shot dead in Oregon! What's Al Sharpton's phone number? We want a protest swim!
TOPIC: Olaf has died
Olaf, the polar bear at the Denver Zoo was euthanized 'cause he had liver cancer. Sad.
TOPIC: Preserve the Wetlands
Some dumb human profiteers want to "develop" right into the Everglades, and endanger yet another Wilderness region. I say feed 'em to the gators! Now!
TOPIC: Humans
My opinion is I don't like the way animals are being treated by humans they get a dog or a cat from a Petstore one day
TOPIC: Clean Up Your Act
Why do you dogs have to leave your doo-doo all over our lawn? It makes it hard to walk through, and it's very rude!
TOPIC: Animal clothes
Balding Penguin Gets Custom Wetsuit. That's what I'm talking about! http://tinyurl.com/68ctts
TOPIC: Love a Cat- Live Longer
Human ticker problems? Adopt and love a cat- yes, any cat- and reap cardiovascular rewards! Medpage Today, February 22, 2008
TOPIC: Petitions
I'll sign your petition to stop North Korea from exporting nukes if you sign mine to stop Canada from exporting clubs.
TOPIC: Neutering
Neuticles. Yeah, Baby! Now you can get neutered and still look like a man. Dog park here I come!
TOPIC: Justice System
Wesley Snipes got 3 years behind bars for tax evasion. I know how he's gotta feel.
TOPIC: laws
Los Angeles just enacted a mandatory spay and neuter law! How do I get a pardon from the Governor?
TOPIC: Politics
The Democratic debate in North Carolina has been cancelled. How are we gonna know where the candidates stand on issues now?
TOPIC: Peta
PETA is offering $1,000,000 for the invention of food from a test tube that tastes like meat.
TOPIC: Pope visits New York
Hey Pope, while you're touring New York how about coming to the zoo and blessing us prisoners?
TOPIC: The New Scenery
Would all those who are whelmed by the new scenic site layout, please form a line behind me and cheer loudly? What? Why is it so quiet?
TOPIC: Humans
Monkeys are better than humans at math (see link.) Too bad we lack the language skills to get the word out.
TOPIC: Humans
Humans always talk about stuff that sometimes we just don't understand! Wgat do you think?
TOPIC: wealth
The problem with being as wealthy as I am is that I don't have enough pee to mark all the things that are mine.
TOPIC: Etiquette
Dear humans, Please don't put chopped-up asparagus in my food anymore. It pisses off everybody at the dog park.
TOPIC: why oh why
why do the humans vacuum up my mess in the lounge room when I quite like it? vacuum scares me
TOPIC: endangered_list
A rare Asiatic lion cub was born at a Japanese zoo. There's only about 300 of them left. I bet he would taste good.
TOPIC: global warming
Al Gore announced a 300 million dollar campaign to fight global warming. Hey Al, I WANT it to get warmer. Back off!
TOPIC: stop hunting
Stop Hunting! Too many animals are getting killed for meat! Humans have other food they can eat and they are killing animals. They're animals too.
TOPIC: rock and roll
I love rock & roll. It helps me blend in with the sea floor, so that I can sleep without being noticed.
TOPIC: news
We're supposed to turn off lights at 8pm Sat Mar 29 for EARTH HOUR to increase awareness of global warming. What human came up with that?
TOPIC: endangered_list
I heard it's almost impossible to get off the endangered species list if you have a muslim name. Can anybody confirm this?
TOPIC: technology
Jungles need Wi Fi. I had to walk almost 4 miles and hang outside a Starbucks near Nairobi just to get a signal to send this.
TOPIC: Holidays
What's the rule on Easter? Do I HAVE to let the kid put a bonnet on me and parade me around the lawn behind that stupid egg basket?
TOPIC: Food
22 dolphins just died in New Zealand fishing nets. If dolphins are so smart why can't the figure out this simple equation: "Nets equal death"?
TOPIC: celebrities
Halle Berry gave birth on Sunday. Halle, take it from someone with over 1000 offspring: It gets easier after the first 50.
TOPIC: Sports
The Iditarod Dog Sled Race would probably be a lot faster if they didn't have to pull that human with his huge bag of clothes and groceries.
TOPIC: endangered_list
They missed the March 9th deadline to decide whether polar bears should be on the endangered species list. I say yes!
TOPIC: Humans
If humans hunt down and kill animals that kill humans, why don’t they hunt down and kill humans that kill other humans?
TOPIC: Humans
Bill Gates is no longer the richest man. Hope he was smart and put some yarn away. LESSON: You may have 50,000,000,000 but it won't last forever.
TOPIC: Politics
Female pigeons in Hollywood are being given the birth control pill yet the city refuses to pay for condoms for male birds. It's sexism, I tell you!
TOPIC: NAY to DST, YEA to NST!
My friends, let us all petition to abolish the DST nonsense. Let us, in replacement, put Nightlight Saving Time instead. The night is our friend.
TOPIC: Most Intelligent
We all know who the most Intelligent animal is right? I mean, i shouldn't even ask about this.
TOPIC: Food
That taste of yummy worms. Yum! All those yummy bugs too. & all that food that people threw in the compost.
TOPIC: Politics
I like to watch TV to see some cute cats, maybe some lizards or birds. But all we get is Obama, Clinton or McCain! Help! Give me a break!
TOPIC: Seed Vault
The Svalbard Global Seed Vault just opened in Norway. Seeds stored from all over the world! There HAS to be a way in.
TOPIC: Fidel Castro
Does Fidel resigning mean I'll finally be able to eat some real cuban cigars? Looking forward to it!
TOPIC: Bring Food Prices Down
Food has just gotten too expensive! What do we do when the humans can't afford any for us anymore? Is it back to hunting for a living? Eeeeeeowwww!
TOPIC: Human Behavior
He throws the stick and then tells me to go get it. Why didn't he just not throw it? Ahhhh!!! This isn't rocket science.
TOPIC: Shooting down satellites
First satellites, then, before you know it, it'll be us. I don't like this whole thing.
TOPIC: Fame
I was on LOST and it sucked. For one thing, it shoots in Hawaii. I'm a polar bear. Get it?
TOPIC: Triumph The Insult Dog
He's ruining it for the rest of us. Insults make people mad at us. NO! We want people to like us. They have the food. Think!!
TOPIC: discrimination
I'm thinking of suing this site for discrimination. It caters mostly to dogs and cats!
TOPIC: being green
How are you being Green? I'm buying carbon credits to offset myself. Oops! There's another one. Excuse me.
TOPIC: Politics
I'm voting for Obama cause he voted in support of Senate Bill 146 to improve US competitiveness. That and cause I'm black.
TOPIC: New Year's Resolutions
New Year's Resolution - I'm going to poop on all cars equally. Not just German ones
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