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Thanksgiving- a time to give thanks that Republican demagogues are swept out, and The People are coming Home! Enjoy your Feasts!
In case you haven't heard, Barack Obama was elected President! Wow! What great news! It's better for our Country, and means fuller food dishes for us!
US, Korean cloners battle over dog cloning rights! Listen up, dogs, are you going to put up with this?
Dogs, want to be immortal? Your human needs to shell out and get you cloned. If you're lucky, you might even meet yourself!
"Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow" - Just sweatin' to the oldies.
I've found an old used dog's nose, but the former owner won't pay to get it back. Any of you dogs need a cheap, slightly bunged nose?
Chester's been stuck in his cage for 100 years! That cage must be pretty dirty by now! Let's get a mission up to free him!
A filing at the European Court of Human Rights requests that chimp Matthew Hiasl Pan be granted legal standing as a person. Right on!
Unlike the rest of the world, U.S. GM-food agribizness gets away with not having to reveal their content in food products- like corn, soy, etc. It's everywhere, and we don't know it! What if it proves toxic in a few years? Do we just thank Mr. Bush and his cronies?
Well, if McCain becomes President, he'll make sure that only a few rich dogs have all the tennis balls!
Do you think it's not too late for one of us to enter the Presidential race as a candidate on the Animal Party ticket? We're sure a lot better than those turkeys that're running now!
Some dumb human profiteers want to "develop" right into the Everglades, and endanger yet another Wilderness region. I say feed 'em to the gators! Now!
My opinion is I don't like the way animals are being treated by humans they get a dog or a cat from a Petstore one day
Why do you dogs have to leave your doo-doo all over our lawn? It makes it hard to walk through, and it's very rude!
Human ticker problems? Adopt and love a cat- yes, any cat- and reap cardiovascular rewards! Medpage Today, February 22, 2008
Would all those who are whelmed by the new scenic site layout, please form a line behind me and cheer loudly? What? Why is it so quiet?
What's the rule on Easter? Do I HAVE to let the kid put a bonnet on me and parade me around the lawn behind that stupid egg basket?
22 dolphins just died in New Zealand fishing nets. If dolphins are so smart why can't the figure out this simple equation: "Nets equal death"?
If humans hunt down and kill animals that kill humans, why don’t they hunt down and kill humans that kill other humans?
Bill Gates is no longer the richest man. Hope he was smart and put some yarn away. LESSON: You may have 50,000,000,000 but it won't last forever.
I like to watch TV to see some cute cats, maybe some lizards or birds. But all we get is Obama, Clinton or McCain! Help! Give me a break!
Food has just gotten too expensive! What do we do when the humans can't afford any for us anymore? Is it back to hunting for a living? Eeeeeeowwww!
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