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National Geographic says migrating birds understand foreign languages. Que puede ser?

May George Carlin rest in peace.

The wind is at Obama's back. Good 'cause there's lots of poop coming out.

Why is there no Sun's Day or Daughter's Day

The star of the Jackass movies was arrested for cocaine. I guess he's no longer a role model.

Anybody want a date?

Line please, for people who are voting for obama!

The COUNTRY of Turkey is mediating between Israel and Syria, not me. Please stop asking for updates.

I hope Obama picks Hilary as his VP so I can not vote for the both of 'em. Go America!

Chicago's foie gras ban was lifted. Look at the bright side, we can once again eat as much bird seed as we want!

Obama said he's been in 57 states so far. The guy is mixing up his country and his Ketchup.

As a dove, I would no longer feel safe living in Lebanon.

Looks like Obama's chickens are coming home to roost.

The Democratic debate in North Carolina has been cancelled. How are we gonna know where the candidates stand on issues now?

PETA is offering $1,000,000 for the invention of food from a test tube that tastes like meat.

Springsteen endorsed Obama! Go Bruce!

Are wolves, foxes and coyotes kinds of dogs, or are they not?

Female pigeons in Hollywood are being given the birth control pill yet the city refuses to pay for condoms for male birds. It's sexism, I tell you!

My friends, let us all petition to abolish the DST nonsense. Let us, in replacement, put Nightlight Saving Time instead. The night is our friend.

We all know who the most Intelligent animal is right? I mean, i shouldn't even ask about this.

That taste of yummy worms. Yum! All those yummy bugs too. And all that food that people threw in the compost.

The Svalbard Global Seed Vault just opened in Norway. Seeds stored from all over the world! There HAS to be a way in.

First satellites, then, before you know it, it'll be us. I don't like this whole thing.

We're off the list! Bald Eagles are no longer endangered. We're back, Baby!

We need immigration reform

New Year's Resolution - I'm going to poop on all cars equally. Not just German ones

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