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Gotta be honest - I only chase the Frisbee 'cause my owner wants me to.

To fetch or not to fetch... that my friends is the question... Has fetch been played out?

Is there any animal of the day? Because the dog should be it.

More Americans obese, study finds. We should start throwing the ball for our owners.

So, i just turned 2, I don't know what all the hub bub is about?I don't feel any older,just wiser. Jack says I'm a wise ass, I told him to dig a ditch

What should I do today!

President Bush says we can dig up the yard now? Oh. Offshore. Darn.

Jackson wants to cut off Obama's nuts. Hey Obama, as someone who's had it done, DON'T LET HIM DO IT!

Summers back! It's so hot!

Who came first? The dog or the cat? Who cares if the chicken came first or the egg, neither make good pets. Let's settle this once and for all...

July 5th, my favorite day! Leftover hotdogs and garbage bags filled with trash to get into.

US jobs fell by 62,000 in June. SOMEBODY has time to take me for more walks!

Indoor dog potty. Nice!

Loews 3rd Annual Coronado Bay Resort Surf Dog Competition! Results are in.

There's water on Mars, it was just hard to find. Sounds like my backyard.

My short life has thus far, has endowed me with meaty goodness & Bean-tastic wisdom with you & send me your questions. See my fanmail @ link below.

Its not easy being in such hot demand. The photo shoot was exhausting, then answering fan mail?!? When is a pooch going to get her beauty sleep?

I do not trust humans. Recently, I had my gorgeous tummy maimed and my second row of sharky teeth stolen. How could this have happened??

My inheritance was just cut by 10 million dollars! I'm down to 2 mil. Woe is me.

June 20th (Friday) is Take Your Dog To Work Day. Good thing my human's not a vet.

Intelligentsia's Anjilanaka, Direct Trade Organic Bolivia. Best coffee I've ever smelled. Too bad I'm a dog.

Sunglasses for dogs!

Looks like it'll soon be time to bury my 1st generation iPhone.

Dogs, let's have a fight with those weird cats!

Three cheers for Katie, who is the nicest cat on this website!

I thought he forgot to feed me but then I remembered that he had. Crap.

Sameer Mishra won the 2008 National Spelling Bee by correctly spelling his name.

Anybody seen my nose ?

Looking for someone to chase the ball for me. Good benefits.

Cats, why do you make fun of us! Do we do it much? I see more insults at dogs, then at cats!

Toilet on space station breaks. Now they'll see it's NOT SO EASY to just hold it in until later!

Water on Mars? How about checking if there's water in my bowl first? Hello? Anybody?

Dog Playing Cards. Coolest thing I've ever seen except for that machine that shoots tennis balls.

Dalai Lama is looking for tickets to Olympics. Needs 4 together. Not in Chinese section. Will pay up to double face price.

I bet Rauschenberg will have an interesting tombstone.

If Obama becomes president, he'll make sure the dogs with a lot of tennis balls give them to us.

Rapper DMX was arrested for animal cruelty. Hard to believe a guy who writes such sweet lyrics would treat us badly.

Clinton is staying in the race. The platypus didn't quit Evolution either despite all the signs it wasn't one of the winners.

Neuticles. Yeah, Baby! Now you can get neutered and still look like a man. Dog park here I come!

Los Angeles just enacted a mandatory spay and neuter law! How do I get a pardon from the Governor?

A 9550 year old tree was found in Sweden. I'd like to pee on that !!

Java du Mutt - coffee for dogs. Cool!

Humans always talk about stuff that sometimes we just don't understand! Wgat do you think?

The problem with being as wealthy as I am is that I don't have enough pee to mark all the things that are mine.

Dear humans, Please don't put chopped-up asparagus in my food anymore. It pisses off everybody at the dog park.

Whoever drops the most food on the floor.

In the future, if my clone bites someone will they put me to sleep also?

Eliot Spitzer had sex with strangers. So? I do it all the time at the dog park.

The Iditarod Dog Sled Race would probably be a lot faster if they didn't have to pull that human with his huge bag of clothes and groceries.

Anybody seen my ball? It was green. Reward.

He throws the stick and then tells me to go get it. Why didn't he just not throw it? Ahhhh!!! This isn't rocket science.

What do you want us to do - run their credit report?

He's ruining it for the rest of us. Insults make people mad at us. NO! We want people to like us. They have the food. Think!!

Do you eat more if the kibble is multi-colored or just one color?

Is local government's funding of dog parks unfair to other animals?

Animals of politicians? Know any? I think Mitt Romney had a dog. Once.

I'm voting for Obama cause he voted in support of Senate Bill 146 to improve US competitiveness. That and cause I'm black.

Best animal movie of all time was Old Yeller

I just got 12 mil. Any ideas where I might spend it?

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