Use Your Words
In 25 words or less, ask a question, talk some smack or simply howl at the moon. Do it now! Share an opinion
TOPIC: Holidays
So, i just turned 2, I don't know what all the hub bub is about?I don't feel any older,just wiser. Jack says I'm a wise ass, I told him to dig a ditch
TOPIC: Sports
Bo Derek appointed to California Horse Racing Board. Now I don't know WHICH way to run.
TOPIC: A Farewell To Beer
Set the Flag to Half-Mast! Busch Beer sold to the Belgians! Oh, Woe to America!
TOPIC: Politics
Jackson wants to cut off Obama's nuts. Hey Obama, as someone who's had it done, DON'T LET HIM DO IT!
TOPIC: Question
Who came first? The dog or the cat? Who cares if the chicken came first or the egg, neither make good pets. Let's settle this once and for all...
TOPIC: Holidays
July 5th, my favorite day! Leftover hotdogs and garbage bags filled with trash to get into.
TOPIC: Cloning
Hey, you thought we were kidding? Trakr, who found last 9/11 human survivor, due to be cloned.
TOPIC: Cloning
Dogs, want to be immortal? Your human needs to shell out and get you cloned. If you're lucky, you might even meet yourself!
TOPIC: Question
My short life has thus far, has endowed me with meaty goodness & Bean-tastic wisdom with you & send me your questions. See my fanmail @ link below.
TOPIC: Fame is not for the Weak
Its not easy being in such hot demand. The photo shoot was exhausting, then answering fan mail?!? When is a pooch going to get her beauty sleep?
TOPIC: Doggie Maiming
I do not trust humans. Recently, I had my gorgeous tummy maimed and my second row of sharky teeth stolen. How could this have happened??
TOPIC: Food
Intelligentsia's Anjilanaka, Direct Trade Organic Bolivia. Best coffee I've ever smelled. Too bad I'm a dog.
TOPIC: Nostalgia
"Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow" - Just sweatin' to the oldies.
TOPIC: Used Nose for Sale
I've found an old used dog's nose, but the former owner won't pay to get it back. Any of you dogs need a cheap, slightly bunged nose?
TOPIC: movies
The star of the Jackass movies was arrested for cocaine. I guess he's no longer a role model.
TOPIC: Let Us Free Chester
Chester's been stuck in his cage for 100 years! That cage must be pretty dirty by now! Let's get a mission up to free him!
TOPIC: Spelling Bee
Sameer Mishra won the 2008 National Spelling Bee by correctly spelling his name.
TOPIC: Animal Rights
A filing at the European Court of Human Rights requests that chimp Matthew Hiasl Pan be granted legal standing as a person. Right on!
TOPIC: Cats
Cats, why do you make fun of us! Do we do it much? I see more insults at dogs, then at cats!
TOPIC: Space Station
Toilet on space station breaks. Now they'll see it's NOT SO EASY to just hold it in until later!
TOPIC: Amnesty Report
Amnesty Intl's report called for the closing down of Gitmo yet, again this year, failed to mention a single zoo. Typical.
TOPIC: Humans
I see pets dressed up. Who did this? Are humans dressing up their pets in weird clothes?
TOPIC: Mars Lander
Water on Mars? How about checking if there's water in my bowl first? Hello? Anybody?
TOPIC: Products
Dog Playing Cards. Coolest thing I've ever seen except for that machine that shoots tennis balls.
TOPIC: Dalai Lama
Dalai Lama is looking for tickets to Olympics. Needs 4 together. Not in Chinese section. Will pay up to double face price.
TOPIC: Middle East
The COUNTRY of Turkey is mediating between Israel and Syria, not me. Please stop asking for updates.
TOPIC: Politics
I hope Obama picks Hilary as his VP so I can not vote for the both of 'em. Go America!
TOPIC: Products
Digital photo pet urns at pet-urns.com. I wonder if they make one big enough for Eight Belles?
TOPIC: Is it Safe to Eat Anymore
Unlike the rest of the world, U.S. GM-food agribizness gets away with not having to reveal their content in food products- like corn, soy, etc. It's everywhere, and we don't know it! What if it proves toxic in a few years? Do we just thank Mr. Bush and his cronies?
TOPIC: Sports
Big Brown wins Preakness Stakes! Case anyone forgot, I taught him everything he knows.
TOPIC: foie gras
Chicago's foie gras ban was lifted. Look at the bright side, we can once again eat as much bird seed as we want!
TOPIC: Politics
Well, if McCain becomes President, he'll make sure that only a few rich dogs have all the tennis balls!
TOPIC: Politics
If Obama becomes president, he'll make sure the dogs with a lot of tennis balls give them to us.
TOPIC: Animal Cruelty
Rapper DMX was arrested for animal cruelty. Hard to believe a guy who writes such sweet lyrics would treat us badly.
TOPIC: Presidential Race
Do you think it's not too late for one of us to enter the Presidential race as a candidate on the Animal Party ticket? We're sure a lot better than those turkeys that're running now!
TOPIC: Politics
Obama said he's been in 57 states so far. The guy is mixing up his country and his Ketchup.
TOPIC: Politics
Clinton is staying in the race. The platypus didn't quit Evolution either despite all the signs it wasn't one of the winners.
TOPIC: Politics
Putin stepped down as Russia's president and will become the new prime minister. As they say in volleyball - "Rotate."
TOPIC: Politics
6 sea lions were shot dead in Oregon! What's Al Sharpton's phone number? We want a protest swim!
TOPIC: Olaf has died
Olaf, the polar bear at the Denver Zoo was euthanized 'cause he had liver cancer. Sad.
TOPIC: Preserve the Wetlands
Some dumb human profiteers want to "develop" right into the Everglades, and endanger yet another Wilderness region. I say feed 'em to the gators! Now!
TOPIC: Humans
My opinion is I don't like the way animals are being treated by humans they get a dog or a cat from a Petstore one day
TOPIC: Clean Up Your Act
Why do you dogs have to leave your doo-doo all over our lawn? It makes it hard to walk through, and it's very rude!
TOPIC: Animal clothes
Balding Penguin Gets Custom Wetsuit. That's what I'm talking about! http://tinyurl.com/68ctts
TOPIC: Love a Cat- Live Longer
Human ticker problems? Adopt and love a cat- yes, any cat- and reap cardiovascular rewards! Medpage Today, February 22, 2008
TOPIC: Petitions
I'll sign your petition to stop North Korea from exporting nukes if you sign mine to stop Canada from exporting clubs.
TOPIC: Neutering
Neuticles. Yeah, Baby! Now you can get neutered and still look like a man. Dog park here I come!
TOPIC: Justice System
Wesley Snipes got 3 years behind bars for tax evasion. I know how he's gotta feel.
TOPIC: laws
Los Angeles just enacted a mandatory spay and neuter law! How do I get a pardon from the Governor?
TOPIC: Politics
The Democratic debate in North Carolina has been cancelled. How are we gonna know where the candidates stand on issues now?
TOPIC: Peta
PETA is offering $1,000,000 for the invention of food from a test tube that tastes like meat.
TOPIC: Pope visits New York
Hey Pope, while you're touring New York how about coming to the zoo and blessing us prisoners?
TOPIC: The New Scenery
Would all those who are whelmed by the new scenic site layout, please form a line behind me and cheer loudly? What? Why is it so quiet?
