Animal Internet

I have an idea Jackdog (what’s with the ears?) Anywho, why don’t we email the White House associates and ask them to join Animal Internet?  That way they can get to know us and see that we are not a threat to national security.  I’m sure once they see the true world through our eyes they will help us willingly.  Also some of our members must have 2 legged associates that work in news and publishing they can get us the names of other animal associates of the lesser politicians.

How’s that for another great idea from a cat no less?

By the way, my Mom thinks you are cute.  I don’t get it, but she made me type it.

• by Mr. Lucky
• SPECIES: Cat
• 19 Jun 2007

I say we each email our congressmen http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW.shtml and senators http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm and ask them.  We can start on the national level, then go to State and then local.  Use searchgov.org - a very useful tool.

Bussie Kissies

Buster

• by Buster The Wired Fox Terror
• SPECIES: Dog
• 20 Jun 2007

Hey, Mr. Jackdog, Mr. Lucky, Mr. Busterthewiredfoxterrier, I think all you guys have some good thoughts. (Just don’t forget that the idea DID come from one of US!) Just one thing worries me about all this. OK, say we manage to contact some “animal” associates of some human politicians. How do we know that those poor “animals” have not been so thoroughly corrupted by having to live with those amoral pols, that they have lost their natural animal trustworthiness? I know, I know, you’ll say that “animals” can’t be corrupted. Gee, I would sure like to think so! But you know, maybe we can’t be all that sure. Oh my, I just had a horrible thought. What if those pols, knowing that their “animals” might spill the beans in public, were to torture them, or even worse, threaten to deprive them of their Tender Morsels? 

How could we be sure?

• by Lucyy
• SPECIES: Cat
• 20 Jun 2007

Lucyy, you fine looking lady, the way you tell is if they are for us or against us.  If they start spouting political garbage then we know they have been turned.  It would take some kind of powerful voodoo to turn an animal but I hear it can be done.  Most of us, given the chance, would turn in those 2 legged blowhearts in a second.  Hey, they probably have a nice life so they stay there but I’ll bet they would love to join us if they knew we existed.  And think of the juicy tidbits we could learn about those slimey politicians.  Animals are smart, politicians are stupid, they will never guess how their secrets are getting out.  They’ll blame one of their 2 legged imbeciles before they even dream it was one of their animal associates.

• by Chubs
• SPECIES: Cat
• 20 Jun 2007

I agree with Sam. You can’t trust those politicians to tell us the truth.  They would want to know why we want that information and you know they would lie.  They might actually become suspicious of their animal associates.  We have to be smarter than them.  I don’t know if it’s true but my brother Chubs has told me there is an entire underground of AA s out there. We can get the information through clandestined ways.  Does anyone out there know how to contact this underground?

• by Mr. Lucky
• SPECIES: Cat
• 21 Jun 2007

Sputter, I know the underground AAs are out there.  They are the ones that kept me safe and guided me to my Mom’s yard where she found me.  They are very secretive and only help other animals find safety.  If I was allowed outside I might be able to contact them.  So it’s going to be up to you and all the other truly wild ones to get the information we seek.

• by Velvet
• SPECIES: Cat
• 22 Jun 2007