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Who Wants To Buy Some No Hunting Signs?
It’s none of your business how I got em. Wanna buy or not?...
Hello, ladies. Let me get some hay and take off this robe so we can get started.
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Yes, Truman. It’s right there under your tail. Where’s my reward now?
Thanks Andy. You get everything else that’s under my tail.
Look to the right. I think that dolphin has it.
Are sheep color blind? I’ll keep my eye open for you Truman, but as it is, I’m afraid of balls.
juarez, I’m a goat. I imagine that now you’re red. (but I can’t tell, being color-blind.)
Hey Truman, I’ve got a green water balloon, will that do???
Hey guys, watch out for SIr Nuts A Lot. He’s been dropping those water balloons all over town, and that’s dangerous! Watch out, Truman!
Lucyy, thanks for the head’s up. Nuts, (Can I call you “Sir") a water balloon isn’t the same as a ball. A ball will last me a full day before my chewing destroys it. By the way, I find it impressive that a squirrel would be knighted.
You’d find it even more impressive if you got hit by one of Sir Nuts’ water balloons! They detonate!
Truman did you know that tennis balls filled with water don’t bounce as high but are more fun to chew on?
Larry, I don’t embarrass quite that easily. But I do offer my humble canine apologies. My owner says I only have a pea for a brain…
Juarez, don’t take that lying down! Don’t be humble. Just grab a chunk of your “owner”, and if he/she protests, flutter your eyes and say “Don’t blame me! I’ve just got a pea for a brain!”