Animal Internet

I don’t eat vegetables and I don’t go to dog parks, so I guess I’m not going to be pissed off by whatever it is that pisses off everybody at the dog park.

• by Mr. Lucky
• SPECIES: Cat
• 05 Apr 2008

My human tried to put green beans in my food as “filler” so I would lose weight.  I keep telling her that I’m not fat, I’m fluffy, but she disagrees.

I found that if I spit the green beans onto her freshly mopped floor and squished them around, they stopped appearing in my bowl.

I would venture to guess that if you peed on their bed, the asparagus would also disappear.

Just a helpful suggestion

• by Meeshka
• SPECIES: Dog
• 07 Apr 2008

Meeshka - noted.
P.S. You don’t look fat to me.  You like old Chinese food?  I know a dumpster.

• by Truman
• SPECIES: Dog
• 07 Apr 2008

I go the dog park so I can piss on their favorite trees. I haven’t seen any asparagus, though.

• by Frankie
• SPECIES: Cat
• 08 Apr 2008

They should try spreading some of that Jonnycat around.  Works wonders on my patch of “beach.”

• by Chuck
• SPECIES: Cat
• 09 Apr 2008

Thanks for the offer Truman, but the MSG really freaks with my system, but if you know of a good sushi dumpster, I’m all over that.

• by Meeshka
• SPECIES: Dog
• 11 Apr 2008

Messhka: “ if you know of a good sushi dumpster”

Hey!

• by Mr Catfish
• SPECIES: Water
• 11 Apr 2008