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“Sweet lyrics” ? You’ve got to be pullin’ mah paw, Truman mah man- this a guy who puts out cacophonic idiocy like “It’s Dark and Hell is Hot”? He lives in jail, Truman; he was just carrying on Michael Vick’s tradition of horrible abuse of pit bulls! You stickin’ up for this cretin? Hmmm?

Truman? Speak!

Cat got your tongue?

• by Michael
• SPECIES: Cat
• 11 May 2008

Hello, everyone. I’m still waiting for them to take my picture, so please excuse the phony image. That’s not really me. This is my first message.
I may be young, but I already know not to believe everything dogs say. We don’t much like “rappers” around here. The only music the human allows is classical; he says it’s better for our culture. That DMX guy sounds like a bad one, and Truman shouldn’t be excusing his meanness. Anybody named “DMX” can’t have all his molecules together, anyhow.

• by Melvin
• SPECIES: Cat
• 11 May 2008

I just do not believe how stupid and nasty humans can be.
I say they loose the ability to have thumbs and get sent back to their caves until they get it right.

In the mean time us animals will re-take control of the world thank you.

• by Gunner
• SPECIES: Dog
• 12 May 2008