There's an alarming new food showing up on tables this holiday season: Chickens stuffed into the cavities of ducks that are then stuffed into turkeys. They’re called Turduckens and their …»More
For years I worked for GlaxoSmithKline in their research division. When it was discovered I had developed liver cancer, I figured the gig was up. I assumed they’d give me …»More
It seems so long ago, the day I made the fateful mistake of crossing that road. One casual stroll across an interstate and suddenly I’m in every joke book in …»More
So I hear you wanna join the circus, huh kid? Let me give you some advice - Don’t! Life under the Big Top ain’t all fresh hay and peanuts.
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Yeah, I’m the guy - the first penguin to file for divorce. I know, I know, penguins stay together for life. Look, I’m sorry to screw up that perfect record …»More
“Oh no! Here comes Mr. Stinky.” I know that’s what you and your friends say whenever I approach. How do you think that makes me feel?
Why does …»More
Peck, peck, peckity, peck, hooh, ooh, hotdog! Ooh, ooh, hotdog, hotdog, piece of hotdog! I see it! I see it! Peckity-peck-peck.
Get it, get it, get it, get …»More
Dear Rabbits,
Easter is just around the corner and that means you guys will soon be sneaking into the coop and stealing our eggs. Don’t. Okay? Just don’t. …»More
I read that birds will be released at the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics to fly through the stadium as symbols of peace. I can do that, I thought. …»More
